Tactical Beach Deployment Bikini Top (Yes, Really)
£69.00
We know exactly what you're thinking. "A string bikini? In a miniature painting merch store?" Look, sometimes you leave the 3D printers and heat lamps running all weekend and the workshop turns into an absolute sauna. Or maybe you're just looking for the ultimate psychological distraction to deploy against your opponent at the next wargaming tournament. Whatever your reason, we actually made it.
Sporting our rugged scrap-metal aesthetic and your favorite daily guilt-trips—"What Are You Still Doing?" on one side and "Go Paint Some Stuff!" on the other—this top is eco-friendly. It's made from recycled materials, just like any respectable Ork kitbash! Best of all, it features UPF 50+ sun protection, which is absolutely vital because we know your basement-dwelling hobbyist skin hasn't seen direct sunlight since you bought your first starter set.
The Tactical Specs:
Eco-Friendly Armor: Made from recycled polyester and elastane (specific blends vary based on where your deployment zone is located).
Sun Shielding: UPF 50+ to protect you during those rare moments you are forced to leave the hobby cave.
Custom Rigging: Flexible, adjustable straps with multiple ways to tie. Think of it as a wearable rigging project!
Comfort First: Soft, stretchy material with removable padding.
Inclusive Sizing: Available in sizes 2XS all the way up to 6XL.
Sourcing: Blank product components sourced from Mexico and Spain.
⚠️ Tactical Maintenance Disclaimer: To make your bikini top last longer, thoroughly rinse it off after each use to get rid of chlorine, salt residue, or the tears of your defeated tabletop enemies. (And please, try not to spill Nuln Oil on it).
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Crazy Maker Nerd and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4 Chivers Road, Pewsham, SN15 3GN or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
We know exactly what you're thinking. "A string bikini? In a miniature painting merch store?" Look, sometimes you leave the 3D printers and heat lamps running all weekend and the workshop turns into an absolute sauna. Or maybe you're just looking for the ultimate psychological distraction to deploy against your opponent at the next wargaming tournament. Whatever your reason, we actually made it.
Sporting our rugged scrap-metal aesthetic and your favorite daily guilt-trips—"What Are You Still Doing?" on one side and "Go Paint Some Stuff!" on the other—this top is eco-friendly. It's made from recycled materials, just like any respectable Ork kitbash! Best of all, it features UPF 50+ sun protection, which is absolutely vital because we know your basement-dwelling hobbyist skin hasn't seen direct sunlight since you bought your first starter set.
The Tactical Specs:
Eco-Friendly Armor: Made from recycled polyester and elastane (specific blends vary based on where your deployment zone is located).
Sun Shielding: UPF 50+ to protect you during those rare moments you are forced to leave the hobby cave.
Custom Rigging: Flexible, adjustable straps with multiple ways to tie. Think of it as a wearable rigging project!
Comfort First: Soft, stretchy material with removable padding.
Inclusive Sizing: Available in sizes 2XS all the way up to 6XL.
Sourcing: Blank product components sourced from Mexico and Spain.
⚠️ Tactical Maintenance Disclaimer: To make your bikini top last longer, thoroughly rinse it off after each use to get rid of chlorine, salt residue, or the tears of your defeated tabletop enemies. (And please, try not to spill Nuln Oil on it).
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Crazy Maker Nerd and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4 Chivers Road, Pewsham, SN15 3GN or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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